{"id":326,"date":"2014-03-26T16:55:24","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T01:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/?p=326"},"modified":"2015-09-14T06:05:00","modified_gmt":"2015-09-14T15:05:00","slug":"of-ravens-and-writing-desks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/of-ravens-and-writing-desks\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Ravens and Writing Desks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-328\" src=\"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/500px-MadlHatterByTenniel-263x300.jpg\" alt=\"500px-MadlHatterByTenniel\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/500px-MadlHatterByTenniel-263x300.jpg 263w, https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/500px-MadlHatterByTenniel.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>Told,\u00a0 &#8220;take two aspirin, ponder why Emerson is like a hotdog and call me in the morning&#8221;, my correspondent snapped back, &#8220;<span data-measureme=\"1\"><span class=\"null\">You may as well have asked why is a raven like a writing desk.<\/span><\/span>&#8221; Precisely. Hence my title, borrowed from Deacon Dodgson, and the following comments, to serve as my demurrer.<a href=\"#1\"><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A veritable crisis of choice confronts us, leading the decriers to despair of Panglossian paralysis. <a href=\"#2\"><sup>2<\/sup><\/a> Not only do we suffer from the apparent number of choices, but from the terrifying prospect that the type of oats we select to consume for breakfast might not provide the greatest contribution to our long term health!\u00a0 We could be wrong!<\/p>\n<p>It is perhaps easier to laugh with Voltaire than with Swift. Skewered Leibniz (peut etre Pangloss-en-pot, ou Candide en cocotte) is far more palatable than well-Nursed Child &#8220;<em>Stewed<\/em>, <em>Roasted<\/em>, <em>Baked<\/em>, or <em>Boyled<\/em>, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a <em>Fricasie<\/em>, or <em>Ragoust&#8221;<\/em>, at least for most of us. Some seem pleased enough to order from Adams&#8217; Ameglian Major talking cow, who reprised the good news invitation, &#8220;Take and eat; this is my body.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But what&#8221;, you might ask, &#8220;does any of this have to do with, &#8216;Why is Emerson is like a hot dog?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Carrol, of course, was just yanking his readers&#8217; chains, uninvited guest not withstanding. But riddling out the function of riddles has been a focal point of human endeavor for some time.<a href=\"#3\" target=\"_self\"><sup>3<\/sup><\/a> For my purposes, I want to focus on two kinds of more mundane queries, the leap and the slog. The slog is a favorite of the Socratic pedant; a question posed to facilitate the journey (much as the uninvited guest <a title=\"Travels with Elstun\" href=\"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/?p=270\" target=\"_blank\">becomes the journey&#8217;s host here<\/a>.) The leap, known to Sojourners in the East as the &#8216;koan&#8217;, is intended neither as the trail of crumbs nor as the dog at your footsteps, but incites you to hurl your psyche across the void where,\u00a0 having presumably leapt in the right direction, the light will click on. [I should think that a discussion of How the Leaper Got His Spots is no more apropos of this discussion than the fable of The Fox, The Goat and the Well and I shall leave Mr. Peabody to address same with Rudyard and Aesop as time may allow.]\n<p>But the slogger, unlike the quantum acrobat, will have stumbled on to <a title=\"Dr. Pangloss was right.\" href=\"http:\/\/timragan.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/20\/happiness-dr-pangloss-was-right-after-all\/\" target=\"_blank\">the suggestion that maybe Voltaire was a little too clever for his own good<\/a>, not to mention, though Barth does, &#8220;It&#8217;s as if&#8211;as if the key to the treasure <em>is<\/em> the treasure!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A mighty hotdog is our Lord!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Purveyor of the Great American Antidote was Ralph Waldo Emerson. <a href=\"#4\"><sup>4<\/sup><\/a>\u00a0 Ralph was an &#8220;&#8216;Engage&#8217;, already!&#8221; kind of guy. And his anthem, <em>Self Reliance<\/em>, stirs us today as it did when first presented.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string. Accept the place the divine providence has found for you, the society of your contemporaries, the connection of events. Great men have always done so, and confided themselves childlike to the genius of their age, betraying their perception that the absolutely trustworthy was seated at their heart, working through their hands, predominating in all their being. And we are now men, and must accept in the highest mind the same transcendent destiny; and not minors and invalids in a protected corner, not cowards fleeing before a revolution, but guides, redeemers, and benefactors, obeying the Almighty effort, and advancing on Chaos and the Dark. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fear not, nor a coward be. Engage.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">The magnetism which all original action exerts is explained when we inquire the reason of self-trust. Who is the Trustee? What is the aboriginal Self, on which a universal reliance may be grounded? What is the nature and power of that science-baffling star, without parallax, without calculable elements, which shoots a ray of beauty even into trivial and impure actions, if the least mark of independence appear? The inquiry leads us to that source, at once the essence of genius, of virtue, and of life, which we call Spontaneity or Instinct.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Every question raised is first a choosing, the path of discovery unfurling, the only choice the choosing.<\/p>\n<p>Have we lost our way and ended up with the Lords a&#8217;Leaping after all? Ralph is not suggesting you wear a bag over your head, as I think Anasta is pointing out. <em>Self-Reliance<\/em> is about not being afraid of your shadow, about trusting in the process that brought you to this, only the most recent of all the forks in the road that have presented themselves. Have faith in the evidence of your own process.<\/p>\n<p>Spinoza is known for his thesis <em>Deus siva natura<\/em>,\u00a0 which translates in English to, &#8220;The world is your hotdog.&#8221;\u00a0 Ralph&#8217;s corollary to Baruch&#8217;s argument?\u00a0 Eat!\u00a0 Go ahead.\u00a0 Take a big bite. With ketchup and onions,\u00a0 or sauerkraut and mustard.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a big deal, and you have it under control. And when you are asked, &#8220;Cake or death?&#8221; I am sure you will know what to say then as well.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"st\"> <em>Bon app\u00e9tit!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h2>Notes<\/h2>\n<p><a name=\"1\"><\/a>1. My initial &#8220;text&#8221;, as it were, was <em>Letter to Demetrias<\/em>, one of the few extant examples we have of Pelagius&#8217;s writing, and Alice was pointed to <a title=\"Pelagius: life and letters\" href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=iVA0q4mcwKMC&amp;pg=PA35\" target=\"_blank\">an introduction to same\u00a0 (Rees, 35)<\/a>, the focus of our discussion revolving around &#8220;choice&#8221;.\u00a0 While Bill Clinton&#8217;s virginal lungs will, for many, forever pose the lingering question of what the unschooled are expected to swallow, some Americans, like Hawthorne&#8217;s Goodman Brown, might still see the posing of the question as engaging in heresy, much as Augustine did.\u00a0 Augustine and Pelagius came to different conclusions about choice, and about the ramifications of choice, and for those who take the one less traveled, that will make, as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poetryfoundation.org\/poem\/173536\" target=\"_blank\">Frost<\/a> agrees, all the difference.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, Pelagius argues one must keep one&#8217;s eyes on the prize,\u00a0 but he argues that the choice is a continuing challenge, and that it is in the striving that one finds blessing. And Frost <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2015\/09\/11\/the-most-misread-poem-in-america\/\" target=\"_blank\">does not argue that the path made the difference<\/a>; he suggests we will see it that way eventually. But the wily Frost, in always being obscure, still leaves us at the fork in the road. Our lives are simply chains of choices (no matter how you define chains.)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\"><\/a>2. While some would argue that the &#8220;paradox of choice&#8221; is much ado about nothing,\u00a0 it would be only fair to allow Schwartz the opportunity to explain himself: <a title=\"Paradox of Choice Revisited\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/newshour\/making-sense\/is-the-famous-paradox-of-choic\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/newshour\/making-sense\/is-the-famous-paradox-of-choic\/<\/a> Perhaps what is in issue is not the challenge of making a choice, but the misperception of the nature of choosing. If the result of the choice is a selection of one of 52 varieties of sugared grain breakfast product, none of which is a very healthy alternative, why choose?<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"3\"><\/a>3. Kinkaid, in reviewing Huxley&#8217;s <em>The Raven and the Writing Desk<\/em>, writes,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Primarily, however, Huxley&#8217;s book deconstructs the meaning of the<br \/>\nriddle and mocks our attempt to find coherent rules for the game of<br \/>\nnonsense. He uses &#8220;evidence&#8221; in such a way as to parody positivistic<br \/>\nsolidity, ranging wildly through biography, linguistics, the mechanics<br \/>\nof punning, game theory, alliterative patterns, philosophy, Carroll&#8217;s<br \/>\nown number codes, and Anglo-Saxon grammar. All these give us clues<br \/>\nthat lead us to see that both the riddle about the raven and the writing<br \/>\ndesk and the riddle about the meaning of nonsense are unanswerable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a name=\"4\"><\/a>4. I would be remiss, in an essay that touches on the paralysis of choice if I did not offer a different take on Emerson.\u00a0 Anasta certainly gives one pause to consider Emerson&#8217;s prescription, but having hoisted himself, arguably, on his own petard, might not the argument be largely cautionary, as opposed to antagonistic?<\/p>\n<h2>Other Works Mentioned<\/h2>\n<div class=\"csl-bib-body\" style=\"line-height: 1.35; padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em;\">\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Anastas, Benjamin. \u201cThe Foul Reign of Emerson\u2019s \u2018Self-Reliance.\u2019\u201d <i>The New York Times<\/i>, December 2, 2011, sec. Magazine. Accessed March 26, 2014. http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/12\/04\/magazine\/riff-ralph-waldo-emerson.html.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Barth, John. <i>Chimera<\/i>. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 1972.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Emerson, Ralph Waldo. <i>The Essay on Self-Reliance<\/i>. East Aurora, N.Y: The Roycrofters, 1908. https:\/\/openlibrary.org\/books\/OL7211683M\/The_essay_on_self-reliance.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Huxley, Francis. <i>The Raven and the Writing Desk<\/i>. Harper &amp; Row, 1976.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Matthew, 26:26<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Rees, Brinley Roderick. <i>Pelagius: Life and Letters<\/i>. Boydell &amp; Brewer Ltd, 1988.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\">Swift, Johnathan, and Jack Lynch. \u201cA Modest Proposal.\u201d University instructor resources. <i>Swift, \u201cA Modest Proposal.\u201d<\/i> Last modified January 17, 2011. Accessed March 26, 2014. http:\/\/andromeda.rutgers.edu\/~jlynch\/Texts\/modest.html.<\/div>\n<div class=\"csl-entry\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1em;\">Voltaire. <i>Candide, Or, Optimism<\/i>. Penguin, 1947.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>For Your Further Viewing and Amusement<\/h2>\n<p>&#8211; <a title=\"A Mighty Hotdog is Our Lord\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f_MEpww2MHA\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f_MEpww2MHA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a title=\"The Ameglian Major Cow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a title=\"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-ECUtkv2qV8\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-ECUtkv2qV8<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Told,\u00a0 &#8220;take two aspirin, ponder why Emerson is like a hotdog and call me in the morning&#8221;, my correspondent snapped back, &#8220;You may as well have asked why is a raven like a writing desk.&#8221; Precisely. Hence my title, borrowed from Deacon Dodgson, and the following comments, to serve as my demurrer.1 A veritable crisis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-marc-grober"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":458,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}