{"id":1553,"date":"2020-11-10T08:50:06","date_gmt":"2020-11-10T17:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2020-11-16T15:18:03","modified_gmt":"2020-11-17T00:18:03","slug":"twisted-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/twisted-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Twisted Limerick(s)"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"su-dropcap su-dropcap-style-light\" style=\"font-size:4.5em\">T<\/span>here once was a hermit named Dave,<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1552 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_1787.jpg\" alt=\"Rod wave with arms crossed\" width=\"148\" height=\"148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_1787.jpg 160w, https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_1787-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 148px) 100vw, 148px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who lived in a three story cave.<\/p>\n<p>The shadows within<\/p>\n<p>As agreed by his kin,<\/p>\n<p>Were of Particle; surely not Wave.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Try again?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<span class=\"su-dropcap su-dropcap-style-light\" style=\"font-size:4.5em\">A<\/span> pivot, Herr Wolfgang, did posit,<\/p>\n<p>But \u2018twas his tutu his Fuhrer did covet.<\/p>\n<p>The pirouette failed<\/p>\n<p>And the jackboots were jailed,<\/p>\n<p>Nazi fans tutti no cosset!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>here once was a hermit named Dave, Who lived in a three story cave. The shadows within As agreed by his kin, Were of Particle; surely not Wave. &nbsp; Try again? &nbsp; pivot, Herr Wolfgang, did posit, But \u2018twas his tutu his Fuhrer did covet. The pirouette failed And the jackboots were jailed, Nazi fans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":714,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,58,13,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-language","category-marc-grober","category-the-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/714"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1553"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1567,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions\/1567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}