{"id":1116,"date":"2018-07-25T12:49:24","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T21:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2018-09-18T07:03:59","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T16:03:59","slug":"fuck-that-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/fuck-that-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck That Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To my expropriating friend,<\/p>\n<p>You have opined about the unkempt nature of your recent communications, announcing that you will start using the word feck.\u00a0\u00a0 <div class=\"su-pullquote su-pullquote-align-left\"><em>&#8220;In an effort to clean up my act, I am expropriating the Irish word \u201cFeckin\u201d as my official expletive.&#8221;<\/em><\/div> Fuck that shit. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/word\/fuck\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fuck<\/a><span id='easy-footnote-1-1116' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/fuck-that-shit\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-1116' title='\u201cFuck | Origin and Meaning of Fuck by Online Etymology Dictionary.\u201d Accessed July 25, 2018. &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/word\/fuck&quot;&gt;https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/word\/fuck&lt;\/a&gt;.'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span> has an ancient and honorable tradition that was sullied only by the minions of Queen Victoria.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you wanted to talk about you being feckful (I think we reserve <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/search?q=Feckless\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">feckless<\/a><span id='easy-footnote-2-1116' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/fuck-that-shit\/#easy-footnote-bottom-2-1116' title='\u201cFeckless | Search Online Etymology Dictionary.\u201d Accessed July 25, 2018. &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/search?q=Feckless&quot;&gt;https:\/\/www.etymonline.com\/search?q=Feckless&lt;\/a&gt;.'><sup>2<\/sup><\/a><\/span> for those promoting &#8220;solutions&#8221; which are, in &#8216;effect&#8217; [you liked that bit of word play, didn&#8217;t you?] little more than opportunities to co-op energies that might otherwise actually produce change&#8230; ) we could talk about how full of feck you were (though I don&#8217;t know how we actually measure feck &#8211; perhaps a fecking meter &#8211; would we find one of those in Old Eire?).<\/p>\n<p>But feck, as a minced oath (you will want to read <a href=\"https:\/\/stancarey.wordpress.com\/2012\/09\/12\/the-meanings-and-origins-of-feck\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this<\/a> <span id='easy-footnote-3-1116' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/fuck-that-shit\/#easy-footnote-bottom-3-1116' title='\u201cThe Meanings and Origins of \u2018Feck.\u2019\u201d &lt;i&gt;Sentence First&lt;\/i&gt; (blog), September 12, 2012. &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/stancarey.wordpress.com\/2012\/09\/12\/the-meanings-and-origins-of-feck\/&quot;&gt;https:\/\/stancarey.wordpress.com\/2012\/09\/12\/the-meanings-and-origins-of-feck\/.&lt;\/a&gt;'><sup>3<\/sup><\/a><\/span> amounts to what the ultrablue might argue is cultural appropriation (as you no doubt understand based on your intent to expropriate), and that would be potentially damning in a political melee where the critical play is choosing sides!<\/p>\n<p>All I can recommend is what is suggested to be the lesson of the friars of Cambridgeshire:<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:beige;border-radius:10px;-moz-border-radius:10px;-webkit-border-radius:10px;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:beige;border-color:beige;color:#333333;border-radius:10px;-moz-border-radius:10px;-webkit-border-radius:10px;\">Flen, flyys, and freris populum domini male caedunt,<br \/>\nThystlis and breris crescentia gramina laedunt;<br \/>\nChriste, nolens guerras, sed cuncta pace tueris;<br \/>\nDestrue per terras breris, flen, fly\u021des, and freris.<br \/>\nFlen, fly\u021des, and freris, foul falle hem thys fyften \u021deris,<br \/>\nFor non that her ys lovit flen, fly\u021des, ne freris.<\/p>\n<p>Fratres Carmeli navigant in a bothe apud Eli,<br \/>\nNon sunt in c\u0153li quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.<sup id=\"cite_ref-1\" class=\"reference\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/wiki\/Flen_flyys#cite_note-1\">[1]<\/a><\/sup><br \/>\nOmnes drencherunt, quia sterisman non habuerunt,<br \/>\nFratres cum knyvys goth about and txxkxzv nfookt xxzxkt,<sup id=\"cite_ref-2\" class=\"reference\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/wiki\/Flen_flyys#cite_note-2\">[2]<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n<p>Ex Eli veniens praesenti sede locatur,<br \/>\nNec rex nec sapiens, Salomon tamen ille vocatur.<\/p>\n<p>Pediculus cum sex pedibus me mordet ubique,<br \/>\nSi possum capere, tokl tobl<sup id=\"cite_ref-3\" class=\"reference\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/wiki\/Flen_flyys#cite_note-3\">[3]<\/a><\/sup> debet ipse habere.<\/p>\n<p>Si tibi strok detur, wyth a round strok evacuetur;<br \/>\nEt si revertetur, loke tu quod retribuetur.<\/p>\n<p>Est mea mens mota pro te, speciosa Magota.<\/p>\n<p>Verum dixit anus, quod piscis olet triduanus;<br \/>\nEjus de more simili foetet hospes odore.<\/p>\n<p>Est in quadrupede pes quintus, in aequore pulvis,<br \/>\nIn cirpo nodus, in muliere fides.<\/p>\n<p>Cum premo, re retrahit, stringit con, inque sigillat,<br \/>\nSub silet, ob spoliat, sed de gravat, ex manifestat.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, pix, cum sepo, sagmen, cum virgine cera,<br \/>\nEx hiis attractus bonus est ad vulnera factus.<\/p>\n<p>Vento quid levius? fulgur. Quid fulgure? flamma.<br \/>\nFlamma quid? mulier. Quid muliere? nichil.<br \/>\nAuro quid melius? jaspis. Quid jaspide? sensus.<br \/>\nSensu quid? ratio. Quid ratione? nichil.<\/p>\n<p>Frigore Frix frixit, quia Tros trux tubera traxit,<br \/>\nTrosque truces Traces secuit necuitque minaces.<\/p>\n<p>Taurus in herba ludit, et optat tangere limpham.<br \/>\nRumbo murena extat Thamesia plena.<span id='easy-footnote-4-1116' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/fuck-that-shit\/#easy-footnote-bottom-4-1116' title='Wikisource contributors, &amp;#8220;Flen flyys,&amp;#8221; &lt;i&gt;Wikisource ,&lt;\/i&gt; &lt;a class=&quot;external free&quot; href=&quot;https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/w\/index.php?title=Flen_flyys&amp;amp;oldid=5505853&quot;&gt;https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/w\/index.php?title=Flen_flyys&amp;amp;oldid=5505853&lt;\/a&gt; (accessed July 25, 2018).'><sup>4<\/sup><\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To my expropriating friend, You have opined about the unkempt nature of your recent communications, announcing that you will start using the word feck.\u00a0\u00a0 Fuck that shit. Fuck has an ancient and honorable tradition that was sullied only by the minions of Queen Victoria. Now, if you wanted to talk about you being feckful (I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":714,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13,4,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-marc-grober","category-social-welfare","category-the-illiberal-left"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/714"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1131,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/1131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opinion.alaskapolicy.net\/pardonme\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}